Today one of my biggest fears came true (second only to tripping). As I was making my way innocently down the sidewalk this morning, a woman with a leaf blower clearly didn’t see me coming. It happened in a split second. I tried to step louder in my flip flops (fail). I stared at her, hoping the pure power of my eyes would cause her to look up (no luck). I tried to make myself become one with the wall as I saw it about to happen in slow motion (there was no escape).
She turned, eyes toward the ground, lifted the blower slightly, and blew dirt, leaves, and who knows what else all. over. me. There is no better way I’d want to start my day.